mr cellophane
should've been my name
Hey there, cowboy! The name's Shutters, age 16, and I'm a goddamn mess--atheist, FtM transgender, asexual, attempted cartoonist, and a whole bunch of other shit I'm too lazy to name. My fandoms are Welcome to Night Vale, Steam Powered Giraffe, Assassin's Creed, Doctor Who, and Supernatural. I have a tendency to spout nonsense and be generally incredibly annoying. Anyways, uh--welcome to my blog!

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have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps


I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

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"dinner’s ready!"


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nature is beautiful

is that a croissant



remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit


if you hear plastic crinkling in the bathroom stall, no it’s not a tampon it’s just that I’m eating an entire sleeve of Oreos and I don’t want 20 people to see


We told girls that they should be little angels.

Now we cannot stop them.

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via turnaboutkid // originally samandriel


Do you think birds know that chicks are gonna come out of eggs eventually or is it like one day HOLY SHIT A THING JUST POPPED OUT OF MY FAVORITE ROCK WHAT IS THIS




why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses


a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”