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Salutations. The name's Shutters, age 17, and I'm a goddamn mess--atheist, FtM transgender, asexual, attempted cartoonist, and a whole bunch of other shit I'm too lazy to name. I have a lot of fandoms, but currently I am FUCKING OBSESSED with Hannibal. Frederick Chilton is my sweet prince and I refuse to be told otherwise. Other fandoms include Pacific Rim, Assassin's Creed, Welcome to Night Vale, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Kingdom Hearts, Bioshock, and Orange is the New Black. Also, welcome to my blog.

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via hirilelfwraith // originally portablemiah

visualvexation:

iihateurls:

portablemiah:

this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.

i do not think this guy needs that coffee

this guy definitely does not need that coffee

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via kelbremdusk // originally hawkesenpai

hawkesenpai:

sharing sad headcanons with friends

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via hirilelfwraith // originally korra

coffeeandcockatiels:

maddddddds:

korra:

awkward how reassuring i find this

well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women


"Speech fillers" are just a human’s way of saying "wait a sec I’m thinking". It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldn’t be annoyed by it, ever.


fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

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via on-melan-choly-hill // originally braginskey

the-writing-jellyfish:

braginskey:

why send anon hate when you can look at this

image

Look at how annoyed he is though. He’s like, ‘Gotta do this shit again, god fucking damnit. Check this shit out, mother fucker.’


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via on-melan-choly-hill // originally nialllhoran

nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake


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via turnaboutkid // originally wildreservations

sourcedumal:

hobbitdragon:

crotchetybushtit:

usually unpopular opinion puffin pisses me off but this is so important

yes this

ALL OF THIS


mattharv666:

skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

Look at how fucking adorable that kid is holy fucking shit

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via turnaboutkid // originally heterophobianca

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident


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via turnaboutkid // originally loser-fish

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing